Obama Selects Musharraf as VP – pledges to attack Pakistan

You heard it first here.

Obama will select Pervez Musharraf as his running mate. Then, Obama will follow through with his campaign promise to attack Pakistan.

In the announcement, Obama will say that “Vice-President Musharraf will be pivotal in keeping Pakistan in it’s place.”

It is rumored that Obama is reaching out to Tony Blair for Secretary of State. “Attacking Great Britain will be the next step in eliminating our allies.”

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